BOOM!

yes it is now over. check out the intro to the new shit here:

The Daily Pooper

please enjoy. there will be more posts soon.
it'll be more of a total news source for the world.
funny, like the onion, but real, not like the onion. get it?
of course there will still be sports posts but it will probably be more like the upcoming "ugliest guy in the nba" contest (winner already determined). it'll probably only be about sports when something stupid happens, or it's time for ugliest guy in the mlb, nfl, nhl etc.
POOP

tick, tick, tick

well, i'm really tired of doing this. realizing that I don't even care what i think about sports was a revelation to me. this will be the end. i will be changing formats starting next time. i thought about doing it like a radio station and playing the same song for two days, or posting the same post for two weeks, or something. but i'm not. i'm just gonna do this and call it good. the new shit will be funny and enjoyable. unlike this shit, which has been boring and uninformative. you know it's true. trust me, the new will be better. i just need some time to get it going. i've got a few post ready to go, i just need to change the shit up. it's coming. try back tomorrow

it's been a while

so yeah, it's been a little while, but don't worry. i'm still around, lazy as ever. i watched the all star game last night, of course. now, i'm not gonna bore you with accounts of the game (i think i'll pretty much never do that, not a sportswriter). i am gonna talk about two people who regualrly kill sports for me. god these two make me want to shit. these two are like fingernails farting on a chalkboard. i am talking, of course, about joe buck and tim mccarver. these two mooks puke all over baseball on fox every saturday, during the all-star game, playoffs, world series, bascially any big game. joe buck also annoys people during football games. now, i don't have a whole lot to say about it today, since i am at work. but i do have a pretty sweet link for you to check out if you haven't already. it's for the website shut up tim mccarver. if you have a few minutes, you can check it out. especially great is the mccarver gems page. this is where you can read a bunch of dumb shit that asshole has said, like "he wears his hat like a left hander." or "the reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder." what? so yeah. check it out.
unfortunately i have yet to find a similar page for joe buck. maybe you should make one.