Wednesday, July 12, 2006

it's been a while

so yeah, it's been a little while, but don't worry. i'm still around, lazy as ever. i watched the all star game last night, of course. now, i'm not gonna bore you with accounts of the game (i think i'll pretty much never do that, not a sportswriter). i am gonna talk about two people who regualrly kill sports for me. god these two make me want to shit. these two are like fingernails farting on a chalkboard. i am talking, of course, about joe buck and tim mccarver. these two mooks puke all over baseball on fox every saturday, during the all-star game, playoffs, world series, bascially any big game. joe buck also annoys people during football games. now, i don't have a whole lot to say about it today, since i am at work. but i do have a pretty sweet link for you to check out if you haven't already. it's for the website shut up tim mccarver. if you have a few minutes, you can check it out. especially great is the mccarver gems page. this is where you can read a bunch of dumb shit that asshole has said, like "he wears his hat like a left hander." or "the reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder." what? so yeah. check it out.
unfortunately i have yet to find a similar page for joe buck. maybe you should make one.

2 Comments:

Blogger MrVilhauer said...

"i am gonna talk about two people who regualrly kill sports for me."

As soon as you said this, I thought to myself "who, Buck and McCarver?

Ding!

1:30 PM  
Blogger * said...

i'm shitting myself thinking aobut football season. DAMN YOU JOE BUCK YOU PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICK!

11:01 AM  

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